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The Inebriation Proclamation

Shanks For The Memories

Created on 2005-05-19 16:58:21 (#7165756), last updated 2009-11-10

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Name:	[ mail-order bridesmaid ]
Birthdate:	05-01

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Bio

Y hullo thar. I'm not entirely sure how to explain myself as the fact that you're reading this in the first place shows that you're the least bit interested in what the hell is going on here at the Inebriation Proclamation or, at the very least, curious as to why I have a Livejournal account in the first place. Well, when something a little interesting happens, I'll write about it. If nothing happens, I'll make something up. You'll get weird photos, quizzes, blurbs about things I'm obsessing about (mostly anime) and more, all in impeccable grammar and spelling (for the most part). I figure only then can I accurately misrepresent the title of this journal. I actually don't drink a whole lot and am under the impression that, when thoroughly soused, I am either an exhibitionist or a complete ass. Possibly a little of both...

Hmm. I seem to have wandered a little. I like long walks on the beach. My turn-ons include intelligence, any musical ability and a human circulatory system... wait. What am I saying? I hate the beach! But seriously folks, I digress. Here's some random-ass info:

I am a 25 year old straight female.
I enjoy being sarcastic and passive-aggressive. It's all in good fun.
I call everyone "man" or "dude" regardless of gender.
I love to sing, draw and act the fool for my friends to make them laugh.
I like to keep people at a distance. They're easier to watch that way.
I have never been in love.
I'm a terrible kisser and a great liar.
I'm fiercely loyal, protective, impatient and naive.
I am interested in far too many bands to list ANYWHERE.
I LOVE anime & manga and am currently learning Japanese.
I am a bad Catholic because I think it's okay to be homosexual. I personally don't have the right to judge anyone about anything.
I can believe it's not butter.
It's very difficult to make me mad... but possible.
I hate cherry-flavored things. Yes, that includes Dr. Pepper.
I am wearing flip-flops. Two of them. Go figure.

But, enough about me, I live with my mother and father somewhere in Mississippi. I have a younger sister, Katie (20) aka

rongsideosanity and a brother, Michael (23). Our house is currently inhabited by an 50-pound mutt named Harley, a fluffy grey rat named Izuru and a spastic & verbally-abusive guinea pig named Spartacus "Chuck" McClatchy.

I have been working at the local Best Buy for a little over two years, which is actually more fun than it sounds. I'm surrounded by some goofy-ass, wicked smart people and I'm really enjoying myself so far, even if I do spend my days ass-deep in merch. I've offically had my hands on every video game, CD & DVD at the Southaven store. Take that.

I aspire to become a voice-over artist, but I'm going to have to take some acting classes first to try and open up a little. I can act like a dork for my friends; now I just need to do it for total strangers. x_x I will be moving to Japan for a little while in the next few years to immerse myself in the culture and language. It's gonna rock out loud. After that, I hope to still have enough money to settle in Fort Worth and try to convince FUNimation Studios that they need me. >w< It's a good plan.

Alrighty, that's me for the most part. I think we all learned something here today, so I'll depart for the time being. Peace out, bitches.

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