Thank you. I'm not entirely sure how to explain myself as the fact that you're reading this in the first place shows that you're the least bit interested in what the hell is going on here at the Inebriation Proclamation or, at the very least, curious as to why I have a Livejournal account in the first place. Well, when something a little interesting happens, I'll write about it. If nothing happens, I'll make something up. You'll get weird photos, quizzes, blurbs about things I'm obsessing about (mostly anime) and more, all in impeccable grammar and spelling (for the most part). I figure only then can I accurately misrepresent the title of this journal. I actually don't drink a whole lot and am under the impression that, when thoroughly soused, I am either an exhibitionist or a complete ass. Possibly a little of both...
Hmm. I seem to have wandered a little. I like long walks on the beach. My turn-ons include intelligence, any musical ability and a human circulatory system... wait. What am I saying? I hate the beach! But seriously folks, I digress. Here's some random-ass info:
I am a 26 year old straight female. I enjoy being sarcastic and passive-aggressive. It's all in good fun. I call everyone "man" or "dude" regardless of gender. I love to sing, draw and write. I like to keep people at a distance. They're easier to watch that way. I have never been in love. I'm fiercely loyal, protective, impatient and naive. I am interested in far too many bands to list ANYWHERE. I LOVE anime & manga and am currently learning Japanese. I can get along with anyone, even if I don't like them. I can believe it's not butter. It's very difficult to make me mad... but possible. I hate cherry-flavored things, but not cherries themselves. *shrug* I am wearing flip-flops. Two of them.
But, enough about me, I live with my mother and father somewhere in Mississippi. I have a younger sister, Katie (21) aka rongsideosanity and a brother, Michael (25). I know you needed that information. You're welcome.
I have been working at the local Best Buy for a little over three years, which is actually more fun than it sounds. I'm surrounded by some goofy-ass, wicked smart people and I'm really enjoying myself so far, even if I do spend my days ass-deep in merch. Iz in ur store, cownting ur laptopz. /dork I have aspirations for the future, but my brain isn't sharing that information with me as of yet.
Alrighty, that's me for the most part. I think we all learned something here today, so I'll depart for the time being. Um... peace out, bitches!
(Thanks to mypersonality.info for putting me in a nutshell!) INFPs present a calm, pleasant face to the world. They appear to be tranquil and peaceful to others, with simple desires. In fact, the INFP internally feels his or her life intensely. In the relationship arena, this causes them to have a very deep capacity for love and caring which is not frequently found with such intensity in the other types. The INFP does not devote their intense feelings towards just anyone, and are relatively reserved about expressing their inner-most feelings. They reserve their deepest love and caring for a select few who are closest to them. INFPs are generally laid-back, supportive and nurturing in their close relationships. With Introverted Feeling dominating their personality, they're very sensitive and in-tune with people's feelings, and feel genuine concern and caring for others. Slow to trust others and cautious in the beginning of a relationship, an INFP will be fiercely loyal once they are committed. With their strong inner core of values, they are intense individuals who value depth and authenticity in their relationships, and hold those who understand and accept the INFP's perspectives in especially high regard. INFPs are usually adaptable and congenial, unless one of their ruling principles has been violated, in which case they stop adapting and become staunch defenders of their values. They will be uncharacteristically harsh and rigid in such a situation.
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